Bedtime conversation:

“Nina, it’s time to be quiet now and close our eyes.”
“It’s fun to be a kitty, but you can play kitty tomorrow. Please lay down.”
“Mummy is getting very frustrated right now. Please put your head on the pillow and be quiet.”
“Say it like kitty.”
“No, I’m not playing right now. I need you to go to sleep so you have lots of energy to play tomorrow.”
“Kitties don’t understand when you say words like that.”
“Fine. Meow meow meow.”

And then my head exploded.